Farewell to Mr. and Mrs. Sugar Breeches

I can't believe my beloved orientation-mate, the one who used to bug his big South Carolinian eyes out at me in startled wonderment, has left the World Centre along with his darling Mrs. Sugar Breeches (Jarrett...try to explain this one to Muts, if you ever understood it yourself!)

In all seriousness, I was honored that they took time out of their last hours in the Holy Land to come by my office to say goodbye. I have learned so much from these precious souls, and their friendship will always uplift and sustain my heart. May they be watched over and enabled to render great services in their new All-American hometown!